They blamed themselves—for choosing him, not ending it sooner, for texting him back when they should have remained silent, the list goes on.
As we swapped stories, too often this was a conclusion we came down to. Another said he was too good for the girl he was dating. Women wishing it was a small drawback and not an indication of something bigger.
You Can Go To A Crowded Bar And Not Meet Someone Hot stuff, all you gotta do is smile at some guy and he’ll melt like butter. See what he’s made of before you go slapping on a label. It’s easy to get jaded, but turning to straight-up chauvinism isn’t going to land you one of those guys you stereotype and belittle out of frustration. Don’t Be Afraid To Make Mistakes Should I really go out with this guy?
Bonus points if you can actually get a sentence out. Funky Chicken If you’re self-conscious about the way you dance, you are no fun in the sack.
Don’t come to me looking for solutions to your relationship dilemma, but if you wanna know how to hook up on any given holiday, I’m your girl. You’re A Bitter Betty If you’ve uttered phrases like “Men suck,” “Will these guys ever grow up? Always politely say hi when you see each other in public, no matter what they did (unless it is risking your physical well-being).
I’ve never said I love you, but last week I gave three guys my number.